1. fireandthethud:

i eat subway too much now. too much.








HAHA. I LOVE THIS. and it’s true. unnecessary dairy overlap = the source of all sadness.

    fireandthethud:

    i eat subway too much now. too much.

    HAHA. I LOVE THIS. and it’s true. unnecessary dairy overlap = the source of all sadness.

  2. folieadude:

zoinkz:

(via colouration)

HAHA stereotypes much

Bloody hilarious.

    folieadude:

    zoinkz:

    (via colouration)

    HAHA stereotypes much

    Bloody hilarious.

  3. Best claymation ever. Funny, meaningful, honest and sad. Mary and Max.

  4. This version > original Miley version

    zoinkz:

    littlemissdorkette:

    heartswonfrancheska:

    I hopped off the train Hogwarts Express

    With my scar and no family left

    Welcome to the school of wizard love

    Am I gonna fit in?

    Jumped in a boat

    Here I am for the first time

    Look to my right and I see the castle shine

    This is all so crazy

    Everybody thinks I’m famous!

    My stomach’s churning and I’m feeling kinda anxious

    Too much staring and I’m nervous

    That’s when McGonnagall put on the Sorting Hat

    And it shouted “GRYFFINDOR!”

    And it shouted “GRYFFINDOR!”

    And it shouted “GRYFFINDOR!”

    I throw my wand out

    I conjure a spell

    And Voldemort goes away

    Laughing with Ron like yeah

    Hermione like yeah

    I got my wand up

    I conjure a spell

    I know I’ll be a great auror

    YEEEAAAAHHHHH. Stupid dark arts just go away

    YEEEAAAAHHHHH. Stupid dark arts just go away

    Got caught flying all unwatched

    Everybody’s looking at me now

    Like “Who’s that dude who’s flying there?

    Maybe he should play Quittich.”

    Not so hard to find that dog, fluffy

    It’s definately guarding something very secret

    But all I see are it’s three heads

    Thank god Hermione’s so clever!

    My stomach’s churning and I’m feeling kinda scared now

    Too much drooling and I’m running

    That’s when that Mr. Filch almost caught us there

    But we ran back to safety

    But we ran back to safety

    But we ran back to safety

    So, I throw my wand out

    I conjure a spell

    And Voldemort goes away

    Laughing with Ron like yeah

    Hermione like yeah

    I got my want up

    I conjure a spell

    I know I’ll be a great auror

    YEEEAAAAHHHHH! Stupid dark arts just go away.

    YEEEAAAAHHHHH! Stupid dark arts just go away.

    Feel like finding that red stone (that red stone)

    Through the Devil’s Snare tonight (Snare tonight)

    Find the key that fits the door (fits the door)

    Ron beats Wizard Chess and I feel alright!

    So I throw my wand out

    I conjure a spell

    And Voldemort goes away

    Quirrel’s two heads like yeah

    Sorcerer’s Stone like yeah

    I got my wand up

    Look in the mirror

    I know I have the rock right here.

    YEEEAAAAHHHHH! I made Voldemort go away!

    YEEEAAAAHHHHH! I made Voldemort go away!

    YEEEAAAAHHHHH! I made Voldemort go away!

    (Alot of credit to prettyproblematic)

    (via yourhappyplacegryffindorkkakoayparasaiyomaryclareoncewasgoldthardcoreangvondawinafyhogwartsalltimeducklow)

    I really really really think this is the bomb.

  5. Trigonometry

    • Me: Do we ever use trig in real life?
    • Mrs Foong: No..
    • Me: What about in construction?
    • Cheryl: Are you going to be a contruction worker?
  6. AH. Ed Speleers!

    AH. Ed Speleers!